FAIRIES! (RL with Crocker and Kazuha, frontdated to the 14th.)

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Perhaps it was a tiny bit weird, but Kazuha was interested in these 'crack pot' theories of one Denzel Crocker. She'd always been interested in stuff like that, often believing them instinctively until Heiji called it stupid. However, that part of her was pretty much dashed to bits after meeting a real witch from her world.

So it would be good to know some 'real' information about them. Especially if there was a way to deal with them in case she had to fight one that wasn't so nice.

...well, it could happen, couldn't it?

So after thanking the worldhopper, she walked down the block to the Elementary school. She looked around as she stepped onto the school grounds. Deserted. Always seemed so weird a place that was so busy during the week can be so empty.

"Now, where's Crocker-san?" She murmured, looking around.

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"Guessing the thesis didn't go well, huh?" Kazuha asked, looking a bit sad to hear that. And when he put so much work into it and still be insulted.

"What was that?" Kazuha asked. She didn't quite catch the needle comment.

She followed him to the telescope, her eyes widening in awe. "It can?!" She asked. "Can I see?" She asked, nodding in agreement with his idea. It wouldn't be that illogical, really. It would explain why magic wasn't around more, if it wasn't native.

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Crocker shot Kazuha a look as if he was saying; he didn't want to discuss it further. However, it was obvious by facial expression it had in fact not ended well. Denzel Crocker just couldn't wait to prove them wrong. "I said, no more needles." By which Crocker meant no more tranquilizers. That he got often. "Yes!" Was the exicted reply, with a grin and fingertips twindling. "Hold on a second." As Crocker took a seat behind the telescope to make sure it was aligned properly to a place in the universe magic had been deteched. Even if it wasn't Fairy World and this 'Blue moon's' magic readings where off the chart next to telescope. But alas, no life as far as Crocker could tell. As he slide his skinny body out of the chair making room for her to sit down in.

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"Needles?" Kazuha said. "So you have medication in needles?" Ouch. Usually things were a bit serious if they had to give you needles.

Kazuha watched him move the telescope and get out of the seat before seating down to look. "Ah, it's such a pretty blue! And...is that a star shaped crater?" So clean in the lines too, it seemed. Was that natural?

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Crocker gumbled a 'yes', however said nothing about the straight jacket he was placed in during the injections. But it wasn't as if the medication did anything good for the man in long run. Not as long at the least when he KNEW fairies, as well as other supernatural beings existed and proving so was just making him nutter. Denzel was about to agree with her on the color. However, before words could reach his lips became alarmed about the 'star shaped crater.' Pushing Kazuha aside but not out of the chair, so he could gaze into the eyepiece and sure enough it was there. He should had looked more closely at the planet, however he had just discovered not long ago and soon after, his hair flew several feet in the air as well as his rear flying as he spazzed. A mark of the Fairy God Parents!! Dashing from the telescope grabbed his clipboard and took out his pen from his shirt pocket as he jumbled notes.

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Kazuha yelped in surprised as suddenly being pushed to the side, standing up to get off the chair. Another thought how such seizures were possible before she shrugged it off. "You didn't notice it before?"

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Looking up from his clipboard simply replied, "No. Haven't had the time to study it in extreme detail." Denzel placed the top of the pen in is most, his bottom eyelid was in view as his eyes twitched. If this was what Crocker thougt it was, a stepping stone in space, and he just had to follow the path of 'markers' to Fairy World and then travel there and and capture Fairy God Parents and in turn return get the recognition he so longed deserved... And... And... Become Supreme Magical Ruler of the Universe. Denzel stopped the spazzing and went to manical laughter, letting the pen he had been chewing on fall to the floor.

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Okay, now the laugh was something she didn't need. Creepy smiles were fine, but the laugh...

"Crocker-san, are you okay?" Kazuha asked. "The laugh seems a bit...you know. Mad scientist like."

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Crocker went silent and innocent looking with a slight creepy smirk. Was he alright? WAS HE ALRIGHT!? Denzel couldn't recall a time ever someone asked over making an assumtion. Gently he spoke to her, "Would you like a seat of power on my new world order?"

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Kazuha could only stare for a few moments. "...what?" She asked. Seat of power? New world order?

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"Prehaps, I ougth to explain. You see... Once I capture a FAIRY GOD PARENT! I'll finally, be able get the RESPECT I deserve and once that happens I'll leave a position of power just for you and we'll rule the universe!" Crocker took a break in his excitement to watch her reaction, before adding; "No one will get hurt we'll just have extreme amounts of magic."

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Kazuha stared.

And stared.

And stared.

"You want to take over the universe with magic? That's right?" She asked. Just to be sure she got the picture.

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"Ummmm. Yes." Followed by a short blink. Not at all able to understand what was wrong with that.

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There were just times one had to down it. Kazuha facepalmed, muttering curses under her breathe in Japanese. After the week she had, she didn't need someone who was actually INSANE! Ran was enough!

"You know, I thought the little creepiness was just being rejected and isolated from others. A few quirks is to be expected when someone is RIGHT and still called insane," Kazuha snapped. "I could deal with that! MY BEST FRIEND WAS NEARLY PSYCHOPATHIC BECAUSE OF SOME WEIRD BRAIN PARASITE! And...and I thought it would be nice to have a distraction to talk about something that I never thought I could learn real stuff about," she said, starting to pace and throwing up her arms angrily.

"Believing in fairies isn't insane. TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE IS!"

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Denzel needless to say, cowarded by ducking, flicked in fear, shut his eyes tight and clunched his jaw. Denzel hasn't always considered ruling over mankind but all years of neglectin being called crazy, losing his girlfriend and going though a mid -life crisis, as well as being an elelementary school, rather then a college professor. Not to mention March 15th, he did not care about mankind anymore. After Kazuha was done screaming at him look up slowly, still bracing himself for another assault, replied quietly; "I don't know the definition of that anymore... 'Insane.' And I have enjoyed teaching you."

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Yelling helped. Yelling helped a lot, but seeing someone actually cowered quickly tamed the sudden first of anger. Which wasn't entirely Crocker's fault. It hadn't been the best week.

Kazuha sighed. "I...WHY?! Why would you want to take over the world?" She asked, looking confused. Did he really lose it? He seemed so nice! If a bit creepy.

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Crocker slowly relaxed, letting his arms down and squinting his eyes slowly back open as he collapsed into a near by chair. His head down wondering when this had become theapy. In bitterness, looked up at Kazuha stating, "Do you really want to know?"

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"Yes!" Kazuha said, trying to keep herself from doing just that as she just tried to figure out why a week that started so well went so wrong so fast.

Not to mention if she knew...maybe she could help?

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The fairy hunter gazed at her, in dismay before meekly uttering, "Why?"
Why would she care for his reasons and most importantly would she understand his reasons?

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"Because there's a reason," Kazuha said. "I...have seen so many people lose it, but...there was always some reason they had. A justification that made it all right to them. I want to know what yours is."

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He sighed deeply, "Very well." It appeared, Kazuha wasn't going to get off of Crocker's back until he did in fact tell her and decided that after he told her, one of two where leaving this cave. "It all started when I was a child. With a mother and father who was never there, a horrible babysitter every day and then one day when I was ten years old found myself being chased by an angry mod of people with pitch forks and flaming sticks. It was after that moment I discovered my 'fairy finder' with the words; "Fairy God Parents Exist" written on the back. For some reason or another I believed it..."

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"People were...chasing you with pitch forks and flaming sticks? Why?" Kazuha asked, her eyes widening in shock. Who did that to a ten year old in this sort of time?!

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Denzel nodded, as he took a thought and then spoke; "I have no idea. My name was on banners for some reason at city hall with a crowd of people lined around and they decided to go after me." With no thanks to Jorgen Von Strangle who not only eased everyone in the crowd's memories as well as Crocker's but also, Cosmo and Wanda would never know what happened and most of all no thanks to Timmy Turner. Who shouldn't had existed yet.

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Now...that wasn't normal. "And...that's why you wanted a new world order?" She asked, still pondering what happened.

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"No... That was really only the start of it. I went on continuing my little 'hobby' of looking for fairies from then on, then in my high school and college years started my thesis paper on how FAIRY GOD PARENTS! Could be used to be helpful towards mankind. The day I presented it to : renowned scienists of the world and the US goverment -" He cut himself off, grinding his teeth in anger.

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Kazuha could see how that was going. "They laughed at it?" She guessed.