FAIRIES! (RL with Crocker and Kazuha, frontdated to the 14th.)

[aikido_2_dan]

Perhaps it was a tiny bit weird, but Kazuha was interested in these 'crack pot' theories of one Denzel Crocker. She'd always been interested in stuff like that, often believing them instinctively until Heiji called it stupid. However, that part of her was pretty much dashed to bits after meeting a real witch from her world.

So it would be good to know some 'real' information about them. Especially if there was a way to deal with them in case she had to fight one that wasn't so nice.

...well, it could happen, couldn't it?

So after thanking the worldhopper, she walked down the block to the Elementary school. She looked around as she stepped onto the school grounds. Deserted. Always seemed so weird a place that was so busy during the week can be so empty.

"Now, where's Crocker-san?" She murmured, looking around.

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[aikido-2-dan.livejournal.com]

"Yes!" Kazuha said, trying to keep herself from doing just that as she just tried to figure out why a week that started so well went so wrong so fast.

Not to mention if she knew...maybe she could help?

[crackpotcrocker.livejournal.com]

The fairy hunter gazed at her, in dismay before meekly uttering, "Why?"
Why would she care for his reasons and most importantly would she understand his reasons?

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"Because there's a reason," Kazuha said. "I...have seen so many people lose it, but...there was always some reason they had. A justification that made it all right to them. I want to know what yours is."

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He sighed deeply, "Very well." It appeared, Kazuha wasn't going to get off of Crocker's back until he did in fact tell her and decided that after he told her, one of two where leaving this cave. "It all started when I was a child. With a mother and father who was never there, a horrible babysitter every day and then one day when I was ten years old found myself being chased by an angry mod of people with pitch forks and flaming sticks. It was after that moment I discovered my 'fairy finder' with the words; "Fairy God Parents Exist" written on the back. For some reason or another I believed it..."

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"People were...chasing you with pitch forks and flaming sticks? Why?" Kazuha asked, her eyes widening in shock. Who did that to a ten year old in this sort of time?!

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Denzel nodded, as he took a thought and then spoke; "I have no idea. My name was on banners for some reason at city hall with a crowd of people lined around and they decided to go after me." With no thanks to Jorgen Von Strangle who not only eased everyone in the crowd's memories as well as Crocker's but also, Cosmo and Wanda would never know what happened and most of all no thanks to Timmy Turner. Who shouldn't had existed yet.

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Now...that wasn't normal. "And...that's why you wanted a new world order?" She asked, still pondering what happened.

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"No... That was really only the start of it. I went on continuing my little 'hobby' of looking for fairies from then on, then in my high school and college years started my thesis paper on how FAIRY GOD PARENTS! Could be used to be helpful towards mankind. The day I presented it to : renowned scienists of the world and the US goverment -" He cut himself off, grinding his teeth in anger.

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Kazuha could see how that was going. "They laughed at it?" She guessed.

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"Yes. They 'ROFLMAO' me as you kids would put it." Crocker replied dryly, adding with a mutter as he gazed down; "And my girlfriend called me a 'psychotic moron' and broke up with me that same day. March 15th how I loathe you."

Then slowly pointed his head back up at Kazuha.
"To go thirty years with the same reply from everyone - You don't think I have to right to say, 'New world order'?"

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"No. You don't. At least not in the way you're thinking of," Kazuha said, looking at him sadly. "You want to force everyone to be under you, because they put you down. It's a give them back what you got, right? That's why?"

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"Yes, but I don't see how that's wrong." In Crocker's mind it was quite right, actually and only fair that everyone would repect the man if not out of his brilliance in the supernatural then at the least in templing fear at Denzel's Crocker feet at something they don't understand and the thought that he could point and make someone a pile of ash, seemed even more appealing in his twisted sick mind.

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Kazuha looked at him seriously. "Because it never gets better," she said flatly. How many times? How many times had she seen bad things happen because people just dealt what they were given? Or they dealt what someone else was given.

Revenge for others. Revenge for self. How many times had people seemed so normal that killed people? How many times had she failed to see people she spent time with, enjoyed events and meal with, to find they had killed someone?

"People can't...just go for an eye for an eye," Kazuha said, her shoulders starting to shake. "People just can't! Because of everyone did it, it'd just take ONE person being a bit more cruel, for one person to cause one death before everyone is hurt! Before everyone dies! It's not right, Crocker-san! Nothing gets better, it only gets worse! No matter if you think ruling the world would make you happy...it just ends up everyone's against you," she said, looking at him sadly. "Anyone who says they want to be by your side to rule...really just wants power for themselves. They would be willing to take you down to gain more. And those below you would only do it because of fear and terror. Afraid what you'll do if they don't listen," she declared, walking overand grabbing his arms.

"Can you...really say that's right?" Kazuha asked in a sad, desperate tone.

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Crocker listened to her lecture as he did, thought, what does he have to lose anyways? Not anything really and what was wrong with having people in fear and be terrified of you? Sounded rather appealing to him, he opened to his mouth to speak in a dead tone;

"Why not? I haven't anyone or anything to lose. Only to gain."

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"Because you don't know what it's like!" Kazuha half shouted, looking desperate. "You've...have you ever seen what happens when people think like that? Have you ever seen people crying, demanding to know why someone killed their loved one? Have you ever seen a person so put into despair go out of their way to make someone fall in love with them so they would have the chance to kill them and take what's theirs for revenge? Do you know what it's LIKE to have dinner with someone to find out an hour later they've given someone a slow and painful death just fifteen minutes before that dinner?!" Kazuha demanded.

"And do you know what it's like....to be afraid that that person, so stuck in their desperate revenge, will kill someone you love because they don't want to be found out?" She asked. "I've almost lost Heiji, Heiji who was just trying to find the truth, because of people who think only of payback and have lost sight of anything else. It's WRONG, Crocker-san. And I...I can't let people just go around and doing wrong things just because they were hurt when there are BETTER ways."

[crackpotcrocker.livejournal.com]

Crocker flinted a little from the shouting and after Kazuha was done with her rant looked back up and stated as well as challenged her, "Alright then. Name some 'better ways.'"

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"What you wanted to do in college," Kazuha said. "You know there are ways to make things better with the fairy magic. Once you get people to believe there are fairies, then you can do that, right? If you can really use fairy magic to take over the universe, then there's no way you couldn't just use it to prove fairies existed without having to conquer. Then not only would people believe you, but you'd be hailed a genius and a hero for helping all mankind."

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Crocker said nothing as he rested his chin ontop his folded hands. She did make sense, however after all these years, didn't think it was worth helping those fools who had mock him and getting back for some reason just seemed all the more delicious. If only there was some way of telling these things before they happened. But alas, crystal balls where beyond him even.

"I'll think about it." Staring her straight in the eyes.

It was a rather good thing prehaps, that he didn't tell her about this plan to leash children with collars so he'd capture the fairies back in college.

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Kazuha stared at him and sighed, looking away, letting him go. "....try talking to people on the community," she said after a minute of thought.

"Strange things happen there. So...most of them shouldn't think your nuts from just believing in fairies," she added. Maybe if he got to experience people believing in him, he'd let go of his revenge.

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"Actually, they do." Crocker piped, "Outside of you and another, they think I am. Some of them are even starting to cry 'fairy' at me. Strangely enough." Shaking his head into one of his palms. Which resulted of course of Crocker spazzing out, with those who cried, 'fairy.'

"And giving me numbers for suicide hotlines." Mumbling under his breath.

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"...you've attracted the jerks," Kazuha said. "There are a lot of jerks on the internet. It happens. Some probably do believe in the fairies and just want to mess with you. Because if they don't believe fairies could exist, then they're new. We have GODS and WITCHES and everything else on that community. There's no way anyone could not believe fairies exist."

She paused a moment. "Or they think you're crazy in other regards besides believing in fairies. Because...you kind of are." She had to say it. He was crazy. Taking over the world and thinking it's okay to hurt people was some sort of insanity.

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"Because people have a hard time in believing in what they can't see even if it's right in front of their nose. Even if their are gods and witches out on that community, magic in itself is a very hard thing for adults to believe in." Crocker replied dryly. Next time he makes a post he was going to make up a poll just for curiousity sake, then again how much truth he'd get from it was another.

Then flashed Kazuha a 'gee thanks look, you're really making my day.'

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"The community makes you believe. The community can do things like make it so you have to touch a person or become violently ill or even make you think you're a colonist on the Oregon Trail and married to a guy whose guts you hate," Kazuha said. It was from personal experience.

Kazuha shrugged. "Well, it's that or think you're evil and I'd rather not think you're evil, because you haven't done something unforgivable yet," she said.

She's killing Crock pot when he gets that Muffin isn't she? XD

[crackpotcrocker.livejournal.com]

That was an interesting piece of information. Crocker had been told about these 'viruses' however; "The majority claims that the viruses are caused by 'magic'?" He was in fact rather curious.

Yet was the keyword. Whether or not he would was another question to be answered another day. "I suppose the fake numbers are better the 'ROFLMAO'." He supposed at the very least.

He stood up; "I suppose you ought to be heading home. We can discuss more on FAIRIES! Another day if you wish."

He gets the aikido special. Girl can take down a man three times her size.

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"I'd assume it's magic. It just kind of happens without any real probable cause," Kazuha said. She really couldn't see how else it might happen.

"I'm not even sure what ROFLMAO means," Kazuha said. That would be a language barrier right there. She knew english, but she hadn't gotten into that sort of slang yet on the internet.

"...it would be nice. Just no more offers of seats of power," Kazuha said. It was still interesting. Didn't need to hear about world conquest though until she could help him not be totally looney.